Why so serious ??

It is official now ..i have lost ( i wonder whether it is right word ) my passwds and am unable to recover them ..my security ques. is ” what is your library card number ? ” ..any suggestions are welcome !!..:) ,  do not know about which bandi i was thinking when i used this as my security ques…

Anyway , as chatting is over now , so i have a lost of free time ..tried to find blogs of some people from the blogrolls of people i know ( huh! some of them have more entries in their blogroll than the number of posts in my blog ) ..most of the people write  serious stuffs as they are just elected members of UN and have to do lot of work on a short notice …blaming terrorists , politicians , people of india et all …some of them write poems which includes things like  sun shines , moon sets , bla bla  is beautiful , bla bla is wirth taking a chance .. , bla bla is yet to be covered , bla bla are the challenges ahead of us , bla bla …bla bla ….WHY SO SERIOUS ???  i have newspaper ( Hindu for all the articles and news , TOI for all other purposes ( Delhi times deserves a special mention ..:) )for all this stuff , please refer me blogs where i can just read them for total fun …SOS!

PS : i have nothing against the lit. fans…

Blues continue …

Organizational Psych…… and like a long slender stick , whose center of mass has shifted from its original vertical position , she fell tracing a strange trajectory ( which would have given Prof. Veera a tough problem to solve ) but by assuming her to be a straight stick , it would have been possible to solve it ….

when i suddenly woke up in class , she had completely filled the blackboard with all the crap ..Leadership , Management , Job Security , Job Satisfaction , Motivation and bla bla …unfortunately i had to note it down now quickly as she  was showing no signs to stop …this is the condition of hukka course ..honestly i feel for professors like her , there should always be an ambulance waiting in Wind – T…

Among other things , went for swimming for first day  after 3 and .5 years ( JEE time leave no opportunity  for  doing these things ..)obviously i was very enthusiastic touching the bottom of pool , doing all strokes and also doing certain motions which are yet to receive their official nomenclature    ( may be i should name them .. , waise ‘haath pair marna ‘ is one .. ) , continuously swimming ..all was fine till the point i came out of the pool ..it felt like i have just landed on a planet having 10 times the gravity value , and as though i have donated all my blood so as to complete my NSS hours …somehow i was able to reach hostel  and through myself on bed ..after that , i was on eating spree ..ate all ‘badams’ in a single go ( last sem. , they were able to survive in good shape till the very end ) finished everything on my side , and was shamelessly looking in ankit’s almirah for something more ..( i had finished my supplies which is an achievement considering my previous records …) it was now almost time for dinner , and as i happily went into our mess , i saw ‘dal ‘ particles murdered and left drowned in a pool , some of them still fighting a lost battle ..’sabzi’ being butchered by ‘ butler saab ‘ , and laid to rest by a layer of ‘ aloo ‘ over it  ( why doesn’t inflations hit ‘aloos’ ??)…have just came from nescafe …

Among other things ragging ( for all iit people , it was a healthy interaction …;) ) has now woken after an year long sleep , and i am enjoying  it ..the innocent faces of fache  giving intro’s to seniors (which are so powerful actors , as they do not conceal that ” unki jyada baji hui hai “.. ) , had a lecture from SAK , amazing prof. ..as you go more into your department , the profs. appear to be better and strange …

PS : i have once again lost my gmail passwds , it was something like ..i was checking my inbox and when i clicked on one mail , it just signed me out ..no explanations ( and still we say Internet is the norm of day ) ..tried signing in again , but in red ( i wonder why they have choose red ) it appeared ” username and passwd does not match ..how is it possible , the passwds were saved in my laptop only ..this has happened second time now ..i am going to sue Gmail over it in coming future, so no contacts , no chatting ..

Let us see , upto how many days i can survive this ..and yes , for any contact , please mail at cs1070183@cse.iitd.ac.in

First day blues …

First day , First class …as usual late , probably among the last ones to enter , and sat on the last bench …but as katyal points out , there were benefits of it …in the very first class ( it was out first hukka class , organizational psychology , and it includes bandas and bandis of all 4 years , and also of all branches ..so it is good in that way , but the teacher was horrible ..as sid points out ” there are two problems with such types of teachers : one they repeat a lot , and second they do not make a sense …” anyway , a very int. instance happened..

i had the privilege of sitting with a 4th yearite bandi ( which is a very rare occasion )..somehow i already know about her before ..so here is a part of convo ( actually the entire convo )..

me: so , 4th year?

she : yes..

me : went for exchange ?

she : yes..

me : we talked once before around nescafe , remember ?

she : umm..( she was thinking ..and i was praying to god that she says yes for third time now..!! but on my mind , it was going , Girls have a poor memory , so she will say no ..that is one of very big problems ..i keep on thinking about their weakpoints ..:) )…yeah ..

me : doing this course in 4th year ? i mean why ?

no reply ..she was looking at me in awkward manner ..( that is what i felt ..)  i was like ” have i said the biological name of an extinct dinosaur “….finally it was me only , who again started the convo..

me: so doing it , only for earning credits ..?

she: yes ..

Damn it ! either she cannot speak anything other than yes or she is saying to me ” who the hell are you to ask me anything ? “

so after that i asked few more ques , and this time , she didn’t even say yes , but just nodding of head ..i thought it is too much now…this is complete shit !! i am , with all my courage , speaking complete sentences , that too even in english , and all i am getting ..is yes and a nodding of head ..enough ..didn’t care to look at her name on attendance sheet !!!

Among other things , had a class from Prof. Veeravali ( for all chetan bhagat fans , the character of prof. Veera in FPS is loosely based on his character …) , joined swimming classes and other stuff which is objectionable to here,,,;)

Straight from Devil’s workshop…

“CCD or Barista ?”
“you decide , both mean pretty much same to me ..”
This was going for 10 mins. now , and still they were coming to the same conclusion ,” you decide …” …finally

,they chose Barista for their first official date ..they have been going together with friends , but this was the

first time they would be going alone…
” ok, then decided …Barista ..8:00..i will pick you up at the roundabout near your house ..”
“done ..”

At precisely , 8:00 that day ..Sid was at the given location on his bike ( which he had borrowed from his

friend…)…he was not at all disappointed to see that Priya was not there..at about 8:15 , he saw someone

rushing toward him ..

” Sorry , i am extremely sorry …i got late ..”
” I am accustomed to it right now ..no probs…”

and with a smile on their faces , they were on their way to Barista for their first date …
“So , is this your first date ? i mean ,mujhse pehle kitni aur ?” she said blushingly drinking her extra large

cold cofee with ice cream …
” Kafin hain !! “
and they both erupted in laughter over the silliness of both the ques. and answer …Priya was the one who was starting most of conversations ..
” what do you think of our school days ?”
” whom did you like most at school ?”
” What do you like about me ?”

” school days were fine , studies for most times ..
” not anyone in particular , everyone ..
” well , you are a nice girl  …

and this was going on for quite some time ..priya was thinking with what sort of guy has she come ..he was
energetic in groups , quite active but today he is only replying to my ques. and that too only with one liners , not one word more not one word less…may be he is shy , may be he is not open or may be he is too nervous ..

” i have been asking you ques. for some time now and you are only replying , why don’t you ask me something  ?”
” hmm..which is your favourite novel ?”
” what do you think about sachin’s performance in IPL ?”
” what do you think about nuclear deal ,is it good for India in long run?”

Shit!! priya thought ..is this guy insane ? these are the things to talk on first date ? am i here with a moron ,
with a stupid ..may be he is not shy ..but he was thinking about sachin ’s dismissals or his sixes ..whatever!!

After one hour , when apparently it seems both were thorougly bored from each other ,and the answers to each others ques. were merely reduced to Yes and No , Priya decided it was time to go …
” Lets go somewhere else ..”
” ok ..”
He was sitting in same posture as he was before..Priya was dumbstruck ..”so he is not even going to pay the bill

now  you bastard , son of a bitch “..eventually , she called waiter for bill and took three hundred rupee notes

from her purse ..still there were no reactions from Sid ..at this point , she was fuming now..
” i have come with an ulti kanjus .. he didn’t  even have this much etiquettes to even ask once to pay the
bill.and this is our first date ..

“I have to use loo , wait for me near motocycle ” he told her when they were going out ..

“What will riya , neha think ? they will laugh at me when i will tell them ..i had been talking to them about this for so much time now ..only for this ..” as she was talking to herself , she saw Sid coming ..

” So want to go anywhere else …?”
..So that he can have more free stuff , so that he can bore me with further..
“umm..naah , have to complete an assignment plus mummy might be worrying now ..”
“Ok”

“Bye , sid , it was a great time with you ” she was saying the customary farewell words upon reaching her house ..
“yeah , same here …”

as she turned and started to move towards her house , sid called ..
and he took three hundred rupee notes from his purse , the same notes which she had paid for the bill and handed them to her ..on the three notes was written..

Priya , you are the most beautiful girl i have ever met ..
Just your presence makes me feel forget about anything else ..
Priya  , i love you ..

” so you have wasted my 300 rupess ” ..and they both kissed each other..

PS: a technical error which came to mu mind towars the end , in Barista , you have to pay bill before get your order..
I could assosiate with Sid but for the last 7 lines ..i wanted to write more on notes , but then i thought was sid so stupid ?…;)

and i was caught between whether to invoke humour out of it , or to make it more romantic..so there is a mix of everything , and it has become a khichdi….:)

bon au – revoir!!

1. Going to Delhi tomorrow at 5 in morning after a rather long and boring vacations ( accept occasional trips to Manali , Shimla , Chandigarh with friends ranging from classmates in school ,  to the friends during JEE preparation , and also with IITD friends ( huh! i have a lots of friends ))..

2. spend 5 hours straight on TV today watching parliamentary proceedings ..CNN – IBN ,you rock ! one of the best news channel today . Its editor in chief Rajdeep Sardesai is now among my favorites which include Prabhu Chawla and others ..two of the damn cool quotes

=> Mayawati is the fulcrum around which this whole toppling is taking place..

=>MPs today are brought and sold like hot cakes in Indian Political Market ..

3. got a much deserved hair cut …( i initially did not want to trim my beard ( fachon pe tashan ! ) but had to ..)

4. have to change my sleeping habits in drastic way now considering my schedule of sleeping at 4 and waking up at 2 in vacations …..

5. have to complete a lot of reading stuff ( Atlas shrugged , Fountain Head , Dale Carnegie’s help book , War of the worlds ) all which i started as e books , but had to leave  in between to avoid completing them in hospital )

and this is the first and last post in vacations ..first from the aspect that it contains a little bit of my living habits ..last because it is actually last ..

6. No new sem resolutions!!

1..

He wondered whether he really liked his parents. But they were his parents and this fact was recognized by everybody as meaning automatically that he loved them, and so he took for granted mat whatever he felt for them was love. He did not know whether there was any reason why he should respect their judgment. they were his parents; this was supposed to take the place of reasons.

Cool!!

I just finished chatting with a friend , and during the conversation , i came with some facts about girls (i know there are millions of them , but these were the ones that came spontaneously from the chat discussions ..posting the complete chat is slightly objectionable .     )

1…there is one more universal fact about girls ..the only way you can win an argument from a girl is to avoid it..

2.another fact: in case a girl is int. in a boy , she is extra possessive about that boy , and makes her fell she is the only girl in whole world who cares for her ..in opposite , she will say there are 100 girls existing outside to listen to your crap
3.
another fact about girls : they never are int. to start a conversation ..they just give touches to the things they want their listener to keep in mind
4.
another fact about girls : they are extremely volatile , and they are going to change their opinion as my butterscotch melts in this scorching summer

PS : i have just copy pasted the chat lines and they are not in the order in which they actually were born ..;)

Timepass ..2

The concept of parallel governance ..in short Sarkar raj ..as you might be knowing i never give reviews , but discuss the ques. asked in that movie as Halla Bol ..
first one of the scene from the movie which i loved ..
when Chander asks senior AB that he had served him for 20 years , was his shadow during all that time but with the advent of junior AB , he was reduced to merely a pawn , and new small town ‘launde’ like Bala has taken his place , he asks senior AB what was his fault ? ..
them big B says ” jo bat tum 20 salon mein samajh nahi paye , woh ab kya samjho ge “
he did not utter any more word .. what was he  exactly saying?..what could not chander understand during this whole time ?..
my view : what big B wanted to say was that Chander was not following Subash Nagre , he was following Sarkar , which is an idea , ” ek soch ” and not a person ..an idea which symbolize a change , a change for the people …

Enough of movie ..coming to the main aspect ..upto what point  is this justified ? th likes of Don Vito Corleone , subash nagre , shankar nagre ..infact to an extent Robinhood who consider themselves as messiah of poor and underprivileged ..upto what point are their activities justified ? ” kanoon ko haath mein lena ” the perennial hindi film dialogue ..does it lose its sheen when ” kanoon ” itself is corrupt , or does it always hold its significance ??…

My take : i may be wrong during this entire conversation , but this is what i feel..i am neither a Gandhian nor an extremist ..i never like to walk on the edge or follow extremes ,  instead prefer to tread on middle path ..
i believe taking law in your hand and considering yourself supreme for whatever the cause may be is totally injustified …strictly against dictatorship ( though i admire Adolf Hitler to an extent )..i am one to raise my hand for a government , a people’s body , an organization and not an individual to help people . A man’s mind is too volatile to believe in its steadiness over an issue , over an idea ..a single human bounded by the shackles of his own family , bounded by those complex human relations and also by his uncountable selfish desires cannot think of all the people at one single time ..it is at this point that i feel a group of people is more efficient to run a gov. .but the moment i say this , the pitfalls of democracy in addressing the various human issues stand in front of me before i make any further points.. i know it is too difficult for a group of people to agree on an issue , i know it is not the best solution , but it is much better than others ..

Wimbledon …

Pictures say it all.

Sometimes…

Sometimes you have too many hopes from someone , but in reality they are not worth it ….

Sometimes you think too much of someone , but in reality they do not deserve it ….

Sometimes some people do not make it to your future and all this time you cry about this fact , but in reality they do not deserve to make it that far into your future….they simply are not that worth …

P.S – Shimla was great ..esp. girls.